It's a small wedding guys, and small wedding means small wedding party. Which means it's the Stephanie Totty show! Stephanie is Elaine's sister and has known the bride ever since her parents brought Elaine home from the hospital and she promptly asked them if they could take her back. They spent their formidable young years being dragged to cathedrals in Europe and Civil War memorials in the States, memorizing Roald Dahl books, and watching bad nineties movies their grandparents taped for them. Now they enjoy sister trips that don't involve getting bitten by snakes, forced games of Catan way past Stephanie's bedtime, and actually being friends and liking each other the way their mother always said they would.

In all honesty, Stephanie is the best and probably the major reason why this wedding will come together and be beautiful and wonderful and the best day ever. Get this woman a margarita already!